March 2,2007

(轉)上帝就是這樣真實可愛

1.What do I have to do to get your attention?
Take out an ad in the paper?--God
怎樣才可以讓你留意我?是不是要在報紙中抽起一個廣告?上帝 留

2.If I gave you everything you asked for, where would you put it? --God

要是你祈求的我全數給你?你要用哪些地方來擺他們?上帝 留

3.If you think the Mona Lisa is stunning, you should look at my masterpiece. In the mirror.--God

如果你認為蒙娜莉莎的微笑精彩絕倫,
你應該看看我的大作,就是鏡中的你! 上帝 留

4.Don't forget your umbrella, I might water the plants today.--God

別忘了帶雨傘,今天我也許要灌溉植物!上帝 留

5.If you miss the sunrise I made for you today, never mind. I'll make you another one tomorrow.--God

假如你錯過了我今天為你預備的日出,不要緊!我明天再為你預備一個!上帝留

6.I hate rules. That's why I only made ten of them.--God

我討厭戒條!所以我只定十條而已!上帝 留

7.It's not the end of the world. Not until I say so, anyway.--God

世界末日還沒到,除非是由我親口說出來的那個日子!上帝 留

8.Of course I have a sense of humor.I gave you the platypus, didn't I?--God

我當然有幽默感!我不是為你們創造了鴨嘴獸?上帝 留

9.How can you possibly be a self-made man? I specifically recall creating you.--God

你怎會不是由我創造的?我特別記得清楚怎樣創造你!上帝 留

10.Nietzche is dead.--God

尼采已死!上帝 留
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當廣告消逝,當創意漸退,
但那愛的叮嚀仍永留在聖經裡,今天仍有,你讀了嗎?
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cool
你寫的嗎
Posted by Renee at March 3,2007 18:00
RENEE姐~是轉貼的啦~呵呵
英文沒有那麼強
Posted by RAIN at March 6,2007 10:48